Fanning the Flames of Faggotry

So, as some of you may or may not know, I have certain predilections that are not the norm. Which is to say, I am a flaming homosexual. Now, this isn't immediately apparent to some people - I have even been outright accused of lies when revealing my ass banditry to casual acquaintances (I kno rite?).

However, This post is going to be a monument to all future disbelievers. I was inspired to construct this post when i was pondering the following dilemma: "I want to change the day that i wash and shampoo my hair from a gym day (monday, wednesday, friday) to a non-gym day (tuesday, thursday, saturday) since both these activities are on a 'day on, day off' cycle and its inconvenient to have to do both on the same day. Do I A) Wash my hair two days in a row and risk over-washing and damaging my hair, or do I B) skip a day, and suffer manky hair for 24 hours."

THIS IS SERIOUS BUSINESS OKAY?

So here i present photographic proof of my homosexuality - I give you: The contents of my bathroom!


We have here in order: Mouthwash, replacement Mouthwash, Salon Shampoo, Salon Conditioner, Moisturising Shaving Cream, three consecutive pairs of Exfoliating Cream and Facial Cleanser, Toothbrush/Toothpaste, Deodorant Stick, Calvin Klein after shave balm, Q-tips with ear cleaner sitting on top of it, Hair Product stacked on top of its replacement, Dental Floss, Cleansing Facial Wipes, Calvin Klein Cologne, Body Hair Clippers, Shower Gel, and Razor.

And there you have it: The condensed result of my sexual identity.